The Expendables Review

Great action packed film that showed the viewer how many different ways a person can have their neck broken.A lot of nice weapons. The best action movie actors from the past 15 to 20 years were in it and even though it was directed by Stallone, it was a well played movie by all. It definitely gives the viewer what they want and then some. A film worthy of seeing.I give this one 4 out of 5 stars.

The Other Guys Review

Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg play detectives. They are partners but but not in the least bit respected. This was one of the funniest films I have seen this summer and possibly one of the funniest I have seen in the past 5 years. I loved this movie and certifiably recommend it to anyone with a yearning to laugh your ass off.
5 out of 5 stars.

Get Him to the Greek Review

Oh My God! A insanely hilarious movie. I almost urinated on myself this movie was so funny.Every bit of it was great. Puff Daddy was even funny. I definitely recommend people see this film without any further delay.
5 out of 5 stars.

Twilight Saga Eclipse Review

Saw the third twilight and I was suprised with how good it was. I was only seeing it to see it but the movie fooled me and I was pleasantly giddy with glee with how well everything came together. A must see if you have seen the previous twilight's otherwise you're lost.
4 out of 5 stars.

Dinner For Schmucks Review

Saw Dinner For Schmucks with my g/f and I thought the movie was crazy funny. I was laughing frantically the whole time. Anytime Steve Carrell is in front of a camera, it's bound to be entertaining. But.... They didn't say SCHMUCK one time in the whole movie. Baffling. Other than that, great movie, a must see.
4 and a half out of 5 stars.

Zombieland Review

Zombieland with Woody Harrolson was entertaining and funny in the sick sense. It was rather gory but that just helped it along. The plot was irrelevant due to the fact that the movie was about surviving around a world filled with zombies. Killing and mayhem was the premise with a touch of humor for that sweet cherry on top.
3 and a half out of 5 stars.

Date Night Review

Just saw Date Night. I have to say that Tina Faye and Steve Carrell played a wonderfully believable couple. It was an excellent movie. I was definitely entertained. It was a very funny movie that kept me laughing hysterically throughout. I felt as though I didn't even want it to end it was that good.
4 and a half out of 5 stars.

AVATAR movie review

I think this movie is one of the best movies of this year even though it came out late last year. It was very innovative with the special effects that it used. The 3-D effect was incredible as was the CGI.It was the type of movie that you didn't want to end. I give this movie a
5 out of 5 stars.

Despicable Me Movie Review

Even from the preview before the movie came out, I knew I had to see this. As a lot of you know, these computer animated movies seem to be aimed primarily at the adult audience. That's why I like them cause I'm a kid at heart. On a serious note, the movie was great. This type of movie didn't have to be thick in plot or great dialog. It was all around a wonderful movie. Steve Carell is that kind of actor that can make you laugh regardless of what it is. I believe he is a versatile actor and is perfect even for voice over's. The key character though was the littlest girl in the orphan group, she was adorable and made the film with her cruteness. All-in-all, I definately recommend this movie to anyone with a funny bone.
I give it 4 and a half out of 5 stars.

Crazy on the Outside Review

This film starred Tim Allen as a man who just got out of prison and just wants to have a normal life again. His family will put a smile on any disfunctional persons face. They will remind you of either you own family or someone you know. His sister(Sigorney Weaver) is a habitual liar and a drinker to boot. As he tries to get the life back he once had which was the girl and the family job, he runs into the deceat of his sister and the unwanted reuniting of an old mob buddy(Ray Liotta)
As he trie to keep it straight be going to his meaningless job at the burger joint and visiting his parole officer who might I add is a pretty single mother, falls in love with her. Needless to say the life of the legit burger monger wasn't the life for him so he turned back to his buddy to eventually find that it wasn't for him either so he took up the family business in painting and dated his parole officer and they lived happily, crazily ever after.
Although I pretty much gave you the film on a bronze platter, I recommend you see it. It will put a smile on your face.
I give this film a 4 out of 5 stars.